*live from the suburbs*

The World’s End || No one foreshadows like Wright and Pegg. No one.

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
dreaming-sleeping-fallen-angel:

polyglotplatypus:

vivalacastiel:

polyglotplatypus:

NoNOGO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE


make me

YOU ARE A MONSTER
*manly tears*

dreaming-sleeping-fallen-angel:

polyglotplatypus:

vivalacastiel:

polyglotplatypus:

No
NO

GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE

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make me

YOU ARE A MONSTER

*manly tears*

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legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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Jay Gordon - Slept So Long
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So until we meet again, I am thinking of you always; I love you; I wish you were here … in my arms.
Lestat, to the reader (found in the foreword of the Queen of the Damned). (via palemithril)
Selfie with My Baby Angel

Selfie with My Baby Angel

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

i think the weather just dropped the bass

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

i think the weather just dropped the bass

Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence.

the-untempered-prism:

BadWolf!Rose in #66, requested by rosetylahinthetardis

the-untempered-prism:

BadWolf!Rose in #66, requested by rosetylahinthetardis

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.